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New QAnon Theory Inspired by ‘JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure’ Suggests Donald Trump Will Soon Let Go

PALM BEACH, Florida — Conspiratorial followers of the enigmatic cult character QAnon have developed a popular new theory inspired by the anime JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure which suggests that Donald Trump could soon unleash his position.

“Based on the speed and power of this most recent clip of Trump playing golf, I have to assume he has the power of a Stand that is currently invisible to us,” the channel’s Vaughn Roberts said. YouTube WhereWeGoVaughnWeGoAll. “The way he continues to hijack subpoenas and legal challenges at lightning speed is the only explanation at this point.”

Speculation to that effect has been on the rise, with clue-hungry QAnon followers eager to jump on any detail to confirm evidence of Stand powers being used.

“I made a post that made it to the front page because we thought it was the first mind shot of Trump’s position in action, but it turned out to be Barron Trump,” he said. said another commenter, JoJo BidensBizarrePresidency. “How was I supposed to know the difference?” This kid grows five inches taller every time he steps in front of a camera. Anyway, thanks for the gold, I guess!

“It is currently unknown how the former president could have acquired the theorized position,” Roberts said in a follow-up video rounding up the ten most popular hints related to the theory. “But we believe he must have close-range capabilities, with the ability to detect satanic pedophiles and possibly obliterate their genitals. Surely Trump will soon show the Stand’s true power and all will be revealed then. He loves us leave on cliffhangers, just like JoJo!

As of press time, proponents of the theory wondered if Trump’s position could be called Dead Kennedys, Back In The USA or Ol’ Dirty Bastard.